Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
Why are chocolate buttons rude?
Because they are Smarties in the nude
Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem
What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper
What's the fastest thing in water?
A motor pike
What's furry and minty?
A polo bear
What is black and white and noisy?
A zebra with a drum kit
What do you call a man who used to be interested in tractors?
An ex-tractor fan
ps even more good cracker jokes here. And here
ps YES they were jokes. Stop whinging and get that paper crown on....
How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
ReplyDeleteWi' jammin
What should you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man.
That spaceman one might just end up being my favourite.
ReplyDeleteThose raised a titter. Thanks, Sarah!
ReplyDeleteHope 2009 will bring love and light in equal measure for you.