Friday, December 19, 2008

Everyone's a cracker....

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy

Why are chocolate buttons rude?
Because they are Smarties in the nude

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem

What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper

What's the fastest thing in water?
A motor pike

What's furry and minty?
A polo bear

What is black and white and noisy?
A zebra with a drum kit

What do you call a man who used to be interested in tractors?
An ex-tractor fan

ps even more good cracker jokes here. And here

ps YES they were jokes. Stop whinging and get that paper crown on....


Scott Pack said...

How does Bob Marley like his donuts?
Wi' jammin

What should you do if you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man.

Sarah Salway said...

That spaceman one might just end up being my favourite.

Debi said...

Those raised a titter. Thanks, Sarah!

Hope 2009 will bring love and light in equal measure for you.