OK, I'm still smarting at one review - a very OLD review admittedly but I remember every single word - that suggested I could improve the titles of my stories. Anyway, I've just been thinking about a title for the current story and not coming up with much.
So reading these song titles cheered me up tremendously.
You Were Only A Splinter As I Slid Down The Bannister Of Life
I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
and how about this one
Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
There are more here. Lots and lots more actually. Which is your favourite? I'll eat my hat if someone doesn't opt for:
C’mon Down off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range
Somehow I don't think my titles are all that bad!