So I put my foot down, sent everyone back to the sofa, and declared the tree a tasteful zone (my taste):

laden with carefully chosen, interesting objects:

and a certain colour co ordination:

And just as I stood back waiting for the praise, I found myself in the middle of a revolution. Apparently we like loo rolls in the Salway household, and not only have I spoilt the tree, I've spoilt Christmas. For Ever.
Sadly although I did get a secret thrill from my brief dictatorship, I have to agree. So I'll have a couple of days of (my) taste, before giving in and letting our much-loved clashing Christmas friends out of the black bin-bag they're currently twitching in. No Grinch me. As if I had a choice. Because, look, a few favourites have already crept out and chanced their arm in the current pink and silver winter wonderland of the Salway sitting room:

It seems, despite our TV viewing, we are not as grown up as we think. Or at least not at Christmas.