It will be law for men to wear hats. Panamas, trilbys, boaters, and even berets for a certain type. They will go to evening classes to see how beautiful they look, and how sexy it is when they tip their hats at women, just slightly, lightly, with an easy touch.
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Between the milliner, undertaker and mourners, danced a corrupt soul. Those who profited most from his enterprisingly murderous deeds turned a blind eye. Curiously, he exposed himself after death. He'd asked for his headstone to be engraved 'You can leave your hat on'. He was stripped of his peerage posthumously.
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