Sunday, August 12, 2007

Googling

So this is Sexy Sarah here, with poems about grandparents, birthdays, and cherry trees; tips on writing porn; cleaning ears safely; ways to write your name; pictures of camels; a how-to of bathroom etiquette; fathers singing; confessions of solitaire addiction; gluten-free recipes; top sheds; dark characters and the last word on all your homework problems....

Nope, haven't gone mad - just off for a couple of days and have been checking up on how people reached this site through their google searches in a pathetic attempt to make sure I still get visitors. Welcome!

And my writing prompts for while I'm away are going to be all of the above - I particularly like 'Tips on Writing Porn' as a short story title...

1 comment:

Yellow Cake said...

Tips on writin' porn?! Oh, jeez! There's nuthin' hotter than a gorgeous babe sharin' her dirty thoughts.

Yeah, send me somethin' real steamy, Sarah.