At first bite...

So I'd only been on facebook a day when I was bitten by Alexandra and turned into a vampire. But now I can't bring myself to bite other people so I'm going to have to stay at lowly vampire status and at the whim of others who are moving swiftly up the ranks. Yes, on facebook I am feeling my age, not least because I am trying to stay well away from the teenagers I know who are also on there. At least, at least, I haven't lied about it (my age)(or not yet anyway). Not like one of my daughter's friends who told me over breakfast about one of her friend's friends (stay with the story, these are teenagers who have hundreds of friends while I just have seventeen at last count). Anyway this friend of my daughter's friend's friend found her dad's profile saying not only that he was ten years younger, but that he was single too. Oops. He should have just joined one of the groups I'm now a member of - 'A nice cup of tea solves everything.'