Girl: Excuse me, do you have any biographies of TuPac?
Library guy: Probably, though they'd be with the other biographies on the second floor.
Dude: But isn't this the fiction section?
Library guy: It is. You might be able to find some books about him in non-fiction.
Library guy: Non-fiction means true.
Dude: ...And fiction means false.
Library guy: Sort of.
Girl: So if it's in non-fiction then that means he must still be alive.
Library dude: I don't think you understand.
--Brooklyn Public Library, Grand Army Plaza
Overheard by: Matthew Sahd Mohammed
Monday, March 27, 2006
From the truly wonderful, and truly addictive, Overheard in New York website, this gem:
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